Spunkshine (pictured above) continues to evade existential confirmation. In fact, many ethnographic expeditions seeking to document the existence of "Spunkshine" have returned from the field empty-handed and extremely hungry. Some discredited musicologists have described the Spunkshine sound as being "an eclectic hypno-groove, with generously measured quantities of ambient throb." Others, after listening, have turned to a lifestyle devoted to working against gravity (and promoting a strong opposition to saliva). Legend has it, Spunkshine "assembles reverberations" from deep within his pretend Wisconsin hideout. He is known to observe the slumber of tiny grass.